I was laughing so hard at this. I love the part when people say “Someones in here” soo true.
joliebelle:
This is hilarious. I’m totally a work pooper. I mean, I don’t understand how you CAN’T be if you work normal hours. I just let other people feel embarrassed for it. My favorite is when you walk in with someone that you don’t really know that well, chatting, and then you abruptly stop conversing as you awkwardly depart to your separate stalls (I guess this is really only a woman thing). Then you both have to wait those 3 seconds of silence before your pee starts to come out. I’m always tempted to say something that would inevitably sound REALLY stupid if it actually came out.
ryanpurtill:
People in the working world can be separated into two distinct cultural groups those that love to poop at work and those that hate it.
As a member of the later group, I can attest that our measures for privacy can be drastic, including floor switches, lookouts, safehavens and more.
We are like ninjas, fast, silent, and mostly Asian. For my group, there is no worse feeling in the world then when someone knocks on a bathroom or stall door.
When this happens to members of my group they will respond, ” Someone is in here”. Which I always thought was interesting way of saying it. We remove any personal accountability for being a work-shitter. We act as if we are a reporter or scientist making an observation. “Someone” is in here, not “I” am in here shitting. Someone is though. Could be anyone really. I’m just giving you the update since you don’t understand locked doors.